Dis ya ting yah, dat all 'bout di sweetness of rum. See, dem mash up di best sugar an' make it so delicious. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it does it to paradise. Ya see, some people tink rum only good for livin'. But dis rum, it got history. Every sip a adventure back to di roots. So when yuh smell di ru